Mafia Princess Relocates to Boerne... and the hits keep coming.
Moving from her childhood home in 1996, Debi Lamb-Burrows (née Mastrangelo) was looking for a fresh start and new business opportunities in the Texas Hill Country. She started a marketing and design syndicate serving clients from San Antonio and Boerne. But what is she REALLY doing here????
Born in New York State, Debra Rose Mastrangelo spent her formative years learning the intricacies of Buffalo's Sicilian neighborhood society. As the daughter of legitimate business man Ralph Anthony "Antn'y" Mastrangelo, believed by Buffalo authorities to be the architect behind the Groundhog Day Massacre, Debi found herself expelled from one girls Catholic School after another for reasons known only to the Sisters of Mercy and noted only in her now lost records. Debi eventually graduated and went on to earn her degree from The State University of New York at Buffalo in communications, marketing and advertising. All surviving S.U.N.Y. faculty, familiar to Debi, staunchly refused comment when asked about her.
Debi keeps Dr. Michelle Berry of Allure Laser & Skin Clinic flush through constant image re-configurations. Debi may not necessarily be a victim of her own vanity, but simply a master of disguise. Rumor has it that Debi first arrived in Boerne as a six-foot blond. Un-named sources also tell me that she's been a man at least twice prior to her current incarnation.
Debra Mastrangelo arrived in the Boerne area as Debi Lamb. The details of her witness relocation by the Federal Government only minimally outline her testimony in the Federal trial of Freddy "The Trout" Decarlo. Within 6 months, Debi had moved into her current South Main Penguin Suits storefront next door to bookkeepers Diane and Michael Arthur. With a passion and flair all her own, Debi began to promote the Hill Country and area businesses, but Debi's darker side also had her promoting a shadier clientele. Because old habits die hard, Penguin Suits associate Boerne's Marble Slab Creamery became a paisano and helping to keep people on ice.
When the bodies really began piling up, Debi began working with local landscaping contractor Turf Masters. As business continued to blossom, she added associates Wallscapes Landscaping &Retaining Walls. "Cousin Jimmy Hoffa fell into concrete, and look what it did for him," states the princess slyly.
Given business advice by her Consigliere, Business Coach Pete Barrios, she keeps herself legitimate by investing extra funds and time sitting on boards and volunteering for the worthy charities of the Moonlight Fund, Hill Country Daily Bread, and the Boerne Community Theatre.
If you want the whole truth... stop by Penguin Suits, have a meeting with The Boss, Debi, and let us work on the story of your business.
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